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The angry ‘patients’ were duly removed, sedated and incarcerated, and remained in detention for three days, until staff were able to check the records and confirm their true identities. Some years ago a client engaged a consultant to help with a small postal mailing to the purchasing departments of blue chip corporations. The consultant sourced the list and drafted the letter. Thereafter the client was keen to take control of the project, ie., to run the mail-merge and the fulfilment (basically printing, envelope-stuffing and mailing). “Just give it here and I’ll post it for you,” said the cashier, and doing her best to explain continued, “These new stamps don’t need licking. They are self-sticking. They save time. They are already sticky.” Given the title (on the subject of buckets..) and its quick simple message, this story is a good partner analogy to the rocks in a bucket time management story. The first blind man was the jazz pianist George Shearing.

After repeating this several times (called ‘trials’), the sound was made but no food was given. Fred and Mabel were both patients in a mental hospital. One day as they both walked beside the swimming pool, Mabel jumped into the deep end and sank to the bottom.

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So I really can’t see it being a problem if some or all of the stories in a collection have been published previously. Hi Honor, the only one I’m aware of is the HISSAC competition. That closes in July, but the organisers might have changed the entry dates. Perhaps, it could be added to the ‘Other short Story Publishing’ list. Please use the form below to leave your comments. All comments will be reviewed so won’t appear on the page instantly.

I list more magazines, journals and contests on my site now than I have before. I think the internet is playing a significant factor in that growth. I would add that the majority of my experience is with the UK market, not the US, and I appreciate there are some significant differences.

Eileen’s personal story

He is quoted (in Bartlett’s Anecdotes) as saying after the event, “What could I do? I took him across and it was the biggest thrill of my life.” Some of these stories might be offensive to certain people in certain situations. If you are a strong advocate of political correctness or are easily offended please don’t read this page, or the rest of this website, and for goodness sake don’t go near the acronyms page. So keep your kids amused on those rainy days by showing them this, our list of 110 of the best simple or silly jokes kids will love.

The focus (of the role-models and therefore the kids) is no longer on ball skills and being the best – it’s on the brands, the replica shirts, the day-glo boots and the millionaire celebrity lifestyles. Not much works well when hype dominates substance. Just a final note – I’m not suggesting that great customer service is about giving your products and services away. Obviously that’s not a particularly sustainable business model. So, within the boundaries of what’s possible and viable for you, drop in a good pebble whenever you can and make some ripples of your own.

Paul swiftly followed my lead, and we convinced the children that some unpleasant person had hacked into his phone. We thought we’d done a good job but it turned out later that they had always had their doubts. Paul got into the car and I wondered if I had picked up the man I loved or a stranger that I didn’t really know. He explained that he needed me to drive to a car park on the edge of town to pick up my own little car. I asked him what was happening but he kept saying he would explain at home. We got home in the dark, with both the cars, to find the desperately worried children waiting.

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They informed me that they needed to enter our home to take our computers because of strong evidence of a crime. My children were trying to get home, and my son is autistic and passionately attached to his computer. We have a dog, who is friendly but enormous. I had visions of my son trying to fight anyone who took his machine, or my dog being destroyed if he was determined to be a danger. I called my children, telling them to be calm and polite with the police, and took off home as fast as I could. I can’t remember much of the journey, but I had forgotten to renew my monthly ticket and for the first time in my life I tailgated on to the platform. As a child, I loved sitting on my grandfather’s lap while he read me stories.

Funny Galiyan Shayari

The sergeant major listened for a while and then, concerned that the parrot’s shock might have been terminal, carefully opened the freezer door and opened the drawer advance math formula to look. The parrot slowly clambered out of the drawer and perched on its edge. At the airport after a tiring business trip a lady’s return flight was delayed.

A management consultant, on holiday in a African fishing village, watched a little fishing boat dock at the quayside. Noting the quality of the fish, the consultant asked the fisherman how long it had taken to catch them. There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.

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